Some Advice to my Younger Self

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Purple

Dear GirlWriting,

You know how you like the colour purple?

It’s going to be your favourite colour for a very, very long time.

When you turn sixteen you are going to buy some purple hair dye from the Dollar Store.

That is going to be a big mistake.

The bad news is that your head will swell to the size of a basketball, and your hair will fall out in clumps for about three weeks afterward.

The Good News! is that your hair will grow back.

So my advice to you is not to dye your hair, atleast until about 2017 when:

  1. You can afford to get your hair professionally dyed.
  2. It will be super trendy to have purple hair.

 

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