The Perfect Diet?

Assorted Junk Food

Snack

I’m on a diet.

I’ve given up on eating.

I only snack.

I snack on carrots sticks,

celery sticks,

grapes,

apples,

and mandarins.

But then I get hungry,

and snack on plain rice crackers,

popcorn,

cheese,

lollies,

chocolate,

doughnuts,

cake,

and pie.

I don’t think this diet is working.

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