The Pesimistic Unicorn
July 23, 2022
As a child, I had a security blanket. Now as a grown ass adult, I have a security baton to bludgeon any home invader that makes the unfortunate mistake to call on me in the middle of the night.
As a child, I had a security blanket. Now as a grown ass adult, I have a security baton to bludgeon any home invader that makes the unfortunate mistake to call on me in the middle of the night.